lol one day they’ll finally sit there and say, “shit guys, I think she knows that we’re hanging out without her.” 

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via hushcats)

walmartfashionista:

you know when you dislike someone how everything they do starts to annoy you?????? like wow look at this bitch breathing air like she owns the world??? did shE REALLY JUST SNEEZE I BET SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ALLERGIES??? I KNOW SHE DIDN’T JUST SAY HI TO HER MOM THAT STUPID SKANK?????? 

i wonder if any of my friends ever sit next to me and think, “wow I almost lost her.” or ever just think about me and everything I’m going through when we hang out. like does anyone just like purposely check my wrists, make sure I’m eating? i dunno, this is what I think about at night. kay bye.